I'm thinking "Lauren Lately" should be our new installment of things she says that crack us up!
1. At a Pig Roast we went to tonight, Lauren walked up to the band playing and told the lead singer she was hiding from the "bad guys". The band player thought she was saying he was a bad guy. She then proceeded to ask him to play some kid songs. Thankfully, he obliged and sang the Raindrop/Gumdrop song (not sure what the exact title is), he even included an adult second verse.
2. The other day on the farm she wanted to know if she could eat the corn in the field. I explained to her that there are 2 kinds of corn: sweet corn and feed corn. The corn in the field was feed corn and for animals. She asked me if pigs boiled their corn and ate it hot like we did.
3. After the Pig Roast we ran to the book store. She was pretty wiped out afterward and asked Kyle to carry her because "her feet hurt!". Kyle told her to come over to him and he would carry her the rest of the way to the car. She SPRINTED over to him so Kyle said, "obviously your feet don't hurt that bad" to which she replied, "ooowie, ooowie, my feet hurt".
4. The lady cashier at the bookstore said she really held people "captive" with her conversations. I think she talked to everyone in the bookstore! I told the cashier she reminds me of Anne of Green Gables and she busted out laughing and agreed wholeheartedly. Finally I found someone who has read the story and agrees that my child talks non-stop about nonsense.
We have been working real hard on giving her natural/realistic consequences that match the offense instead of always resorting to time-out (aka solitary confinement). The other day she wrote all over the walls, hallway, and doors in about 5 seconds while Kyle was changing Miles' diaper and I was picking out his clothes. Of course, she had to clean it up and Kyle took her marker away for the day. She was really bummed about it because it was part of her school kit that she got for her birthday. Thankfully, it was dry-erase marker and came off with just a rag.
The fun of cleaning was over at this point, apparently it was a good punishment.
We made goop with cornstarch and water...this stuff is crazy!